Justin Bieber's Mile-High F$%@ Club: Five Hypothetical Pop Star Swearing Sprees

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If a bar of soap were Justin Bieber's mouth's boyfriend, our skies would be a safer place.

The Biebz was on a flight back from New Zealand when he and his fellow Biebonauts started spewing all sorts of nasty language. Even in doses of three ounces or less, the Bieb-Bop-a-Lula's hot liquid filth was too much for a fellow passenger, a mother of two who loudly demanded that Bieblejuice watch himself in front of her children.

According to TMZ, Bieby Back Ribs was "completely embarrassed." But though he may have learned his lesson, we all must be wary of copycat pop stars trying to catch a little heat off our collective Bieber Fevered brow.

What would it sound like if other famous hotheads went off on vulgar rants? It might go a little something like this...

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Nicki Minaj Freaks Out on Her Gastroenterologist About Recent Incontinence Problems
Doc, you gotta help me ... Shitted on 'em, man. I just shitted on 'em. They can't just get that shit right off the top. My shit bang. But, um, I can't help my retarded shit. Make sure y'all ch-check this shit out right here. I guess I'm wrong for thinking that I could trust you for never holding all this shit against you. I don't know man, I'm shittin' on your whole life. I BMz in the trap, BMz in the trap...

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Lil Wayne Continues His Uncomfortable Analogy Between Popping Pussies and Popping Zits While Getting a Facial at the Salon
Pop that zit like a pussy. You know, squeeze it together. That's how you pop a pussy, right? I don't actually know.

But extract that blackhead like my balls from your mouth. Exfoliate that T-zone like a big bottomed bitch. I want you to give me a sea salt scrub like a dick in your nose.

Ahhh! My skin is driving me crazy! I obviously got all these tattoos on my face to cover up my breakouts, the way teenage girls use bandaids sometimes. Why else would I do that? Why else would I fucking do that? Trukfit!

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