Lady Gaga's Social Network LittleMonsters.com Is a Weird Internet Toilet Stall

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Lady Gaga is a monster.

Having successfully dominated the social spheres of Facebook and Twitter, Mother Monster has launched an egocentric networking haven all her own.

A combination of Pinterest, Reddit, and '90s AOL chat rooms, LittleMonsters.com allows Gaga fans to share their shitty memes, Gaga news from across the net, creepy fan art, etc.

So, unless you're a completely obsessed freak, there's no reason to visit the site, right? Well, it is a good place to get your daily dose of weird. Let's take a closer look at this shit show and see what we find.

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Carlos the Useless Gaga Style Aficionado
Lady Gaga is, like, the first official paper doll for fashion-forward gays. At the end of the day, she's rather two-dimensional and all the fun's in the outfits. At least, that's the best excuse we have for this guy's behavior. The Little Monster known only as "Carlos" has quickly taken control of the site's homepage by simply drawing pictures of the pop star in looks inspired by shit she's already worn. A lot of Carlos's time has been wasted, so you'd guess he must be 14. But his talent level says he's more likely in his 30s and his mom's basement, hunched over a desk, sweating profusely to capture the attention of various tweens and Mother Monster. At least he's getting all the up-votes!

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Indeterminate Median Age
Speaking of weird dudes in their 30s, this site is loaded with them. Mostly, it's difficult to establish the exact age of these LittleMonsters.com chat room members. Maybe they're actually 12 and can't spell. Or maybe they're 40-something, foreign, and don't speak English. But there are plenty of monsters who proclaim their male and middle-aged status, and apparently some members are already getting those weird, spammy "I can haz date?" messages from all over the globe. The "Gay Monsters" chat has already degenerated into posts like "WANNA FUCK ME?" and "put fotoss." We're almost positive someone is having a strange Skype meeting any minute now.
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ryancalderone
ryancalderone

worst piece of crap/shit I ever read, doesn't make sense and you have no grammar skills whatsoever 

quien.es.alex
quien.es.alex

Worst piece of shit I've ever read. Do your research before writting stuff like this.

blondi.josh
blondi.josh

LOL. wow so many social networks popping up these days. Good bye Facebook stock! Come on I mean there is even a social network for car enthusiasts called http://RpmCity.com… they are clones everywhere lol…

ladycalderone26
ladycalderone26

Your opinion on our social-networking site is irrelevant, because you are the exact opposite of a little monster. A hater couldn't possibly understand most of the things we do there, or why. Gaga created that site because she wants the little monsters to be connected with each other. We make new friends and relationships there, because we all have one common thread that links us together. We all love her. We consider ourselves one giant family, because we would all do anything for her. Also, it isn't all about her. It's about expressing ourselves without fear of judgment from haters like you. However, I am willing to admit that a good deal of little monsters aren't... well, nice. BUT, you shouldn't reflect that back to Gaga, because she doesn't deserve that. We are the obnoxious assholes, not her. I've never encountered a sweeter, kinder person in my life.

carlos gzz
carlos gzz

/wow what  a way of insulitng me lol i didnt  even know about this article or that people were using my artwork on the site :0 , but just saying im 21 not 30 or 14, heres a page to my work            http://carlos0003.deviantart.com/

carlos gzz
carlos gzz

wow what  a way of insulitng me lol i didnt  even know about this article or that people were using my artwork on the site :0 , but just saying im 21 not 30 or 14, heres a page to my work

Hookerxoxo
Hookerxoxo

They way you expressed yourself in this article is really sickening. You are obviously not a little monster and the site doesn't interest you. But don't make the site look like something that it isn't you have to be a monster to understand half the stuff on there. So don't hate on Gaga's site because you had a shitty day or you don't want to actually give Gaga a chance.

Bunny
Bunny

WOW wth someone forgot to take their meds. Just because ur that 30 year old man doesnt mean u have to hate people. 

Guest11
Guest11

wow wtf is this site all about? you homophobic, stupid pig.

Becky.
Becky.

Gaga can do no wrong. Stay pressed.

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