Lady Gaga's Social Network LittleMonsters.com Is a Weird Internet Toilet Stall

By Kat Bein Wed., Jul. 11 2012 at 3:30 PM

Gaga vs. The World
Lady Gaga's message, if she really has one, is "Don't hate, appreciate." She's spear-heading this whole anti-bullying movement. Yet ironically, her fans are completely obsessed with her defiling and embarrassing the rest of the pop starlet universe. They just go back and forth talking about her fighting Madonna, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Nikki Minaj. Countless original memes show Gaga making a total ass out of the rest of them, calling them out as copycats. But real talk, if this were high school, Lady Gaga is like the captain of the cheerleading squad. She's the richest, most popular, and most obnoxious of them all. So ... Why are fat girls rooting for her again?

This Freakish Face
We're not sure where this photo was taken, but we know where it's going -- into all the worst internet memes ever made. This unfortunate face has become the punch line of many nonsensical inside monster jokes. Did you know Lady Gaga is Italian?

Its Hopes for the Future
Some fans have expressed concerns in the discussion section of the site, wondering when and how LittleMonsters.com will evolve into something more than just an Internet toilet stall. Unfortunately for them, this isn't possible. The site has been up for mere hours, and already it's becoming a black hole of spam bots, cam whores, creeps, and children. We don't see much hope for intelligent social discourse or artistic discovery. Oh well, guess it's back to fapping.

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Tags:

Lady Gaga, Little Monsters, LittleMonsters.com, Mother Monster, Social Network

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ryancalderone

worst piece of crap/shit I ever read, doesn't make sense and you have no grammar skills whatsoever

quien.es.alex

Worst piece of shit I've ever read. Do your research before writting stuff like this.

blondi.josh

LOL. wow so many social networks popping up these days. Good bye Facebook stock! Come on I mean there is even a social network for car enthusiasts called http://RpmCity.com… they are clones everywhere lol…

ladycalderone26

Your opinion on our social-networking site is irrelevant, because you are the exact opposite of a little monster. A hater couldn't possibly understand most of the things we do there, or why. Gaga created that site because she wants the little monsters to be connected with each other. We make new friends and relationships there, because we all have one common thread that links us together. We all love her. We consider ourselves one giant family, because we would all do anything for her. Also, it isn't all about her. It's about expressing ourselves without fear of judgment from haters like you. However, I am willing to admit that a good deal of little monsters aren't... well, nice. BUT, you shouldn't reflect that back to Gaga, because she doesn't deserve that. We are the obnoxious assholes, not her. I've never encountered a sweeter, kinder person in my life.

Chuckiepooo

I would like to make lovewith Gaga.

carlos gzz

/wow what a way of insulitng me lol i didnt even know about this article or that people were using my artwork on the site :0 , but just saying im 21 not 30 or 14, heres a page to my work http://carlos0003.deviantart.com/

carlos gzz

heres the link to the page for my artwork http://carlos0003.deviantart.com/

carlos gzz

wow what a way of insulitng me lol i didnt even know about this article or that people were using my artwork on the site :0 , but just saying im 21 not 30 or 14, heres a page to my work

Hookerxoxo

They way you expressed yourself in this article is really sickening. You are obviously not a little monster and the site doesn't interest you. But don't make the site look like something that it isn't you have to be a monster to understand half the stuff on there. So don't hate on Gaga's site because you had a shitty day or you don't want to actually give Gaga a chance.

carlos gzz

wow ha i didnt even know people were posting my designs on this site , here is the link with all my artwork http://carlos0003.deviantart.com/ , and immm fucking 21 stuped ass