Lady Gaga's Social Network LittleMonsters.com Is a Weird Internet Toilet Stall
Gaga vs. The World
Lady Gaga's message, if she really has one, is "Don't hate, appreciate." She's spear-heading this whole anti-bullying movement. Yet ironically, her fans are completely obsessed with her defiling and embarrassing the rest of the pop starlet universe. They just go back and forth talking about her fighting Madonna, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Nikki Minaj. Countless original memes show Gaga making a total ass out of the rest of them, calling them out as copycats. But real talk, if this were high school, Lady Gaga is like the captain of the cheerleading squad. She's the richest, most popular, and most obnoxious of them all. So ... Why are fat girls rooting for her again?
This Freakish Face
We're not sure where this photo was taken, but we know where it's going -- into all the worst internet memes ever made. This unfortunate face has become the punch line of many nonsensical inside monster jokes. Did you know Lady Gaga is Italian?
Its Hopes for the Future
Some fans have expressed concerns in the discussion section of the site, wondering when and how LittleMonsters.com will evolve into something more than just an Internet toilet stall. Unfortunately for them, this isn't possible. The site has been up for mere hours, and already it's becoming a black hole of spam bots, cam whores, creeps, and children. We don't see much hope for intelligent social discourse or artistic discovery. Oh well, guess it's back to fapping.
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