Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Legendary fitness guru and Florida State University alum Richard Simmons is 64 today. And frankly, he doesn't look a day over 64.

The peppiest man in short-shorts is a true testament to healthy living, proving one jumping jack at a time that dedication, dancing, and dieting can keep you looking like a cute old lady forever.

In the name of Richard Simmons, go out this weekend and dance your fat little ass off at one the six best club parties on South Beach.



Patrick M. Thursday, July 12, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnighclub.com. Tickets are $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. When you think of Argentine expats with a knack for EDM, you think of Patrick M. You also think of Patrick M when you hear Miami house music, because the two are interchangeable. This dude is Miami house.



Tatiana Fontes. Friday, July 13, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Anyone who's ever said that supermodels can't DJ has clearly never heard of Tatiana Fontes.