50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 25 to 21

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Disco Rick: Pimp, bass legend, and King of Diamonds stripper wrangler.
There's a classic Miami song for every occasion.

Protesting SoBe nightlife? Crank up ANR's "Kill South Beach Dead." Getting a perm? Frizz with Nuclear Valdez's "Summer." Stripping for the rent money at King of Diamonds? Try Disco Rick and The Dogs' "Take It Off."

Check the cut for numbers 25 to 21 in Crossfade's 50 Best Miami Bands of All Time. And discover another round of day-enhancing Dade County ditties.



25. Critical Mass
When exactly did Miami punk rock come crawling outta the swamp-water gutter, start walking and snarling and spitting, snatch up a guitar, gnaw on a microphone, and release its very first seven-inch single? The year was 1978. And the original specimen was Critical Mass.

Weened by Mick Fazz, this five-year-old "high-energy progressive rock" creature was radically reborn (like a million others around the world) after consuming a copy of the Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bollocks. Almost instantaneously, Fazz and the Mass mutated into punks. They fed on the Pistols and the New York Dolls. Then they headed for a Hialeah studio to crap out a couple of SoFla punk classics, "Silver Screen" and "No One Left To Blame."

And though Critical Mass soon went extinct, its punk progeny inherited the Earth. Or at least a sizable slice of the Miami music scene. -- S. Pajot



24. Phoenicia
Unlike so many composers obsessed with the sonics of cinema, Phoenicia's Romulo Del Castillo and Josh Kay were not interested in generating the background noise that constitutes a film's score. Instead, the Schematic Records founders were obsessed with designing soundscapes inspired by the commonplace noise inherent to any plot depicted on the big screen. More Skywalker Sound than Jon Brion, if you will.

The end result of their synaesthetic query is a powerful discography (including the duo's magnum opus double-LP from 2001, Brownout) showcasing extraordinarily complex electronic music founded expressly upon textural nuance and forward-thinking aural architecture. -- Matt Preira
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2 comments
Muzzle
Muzzle

Chickenhead? They weren't even a band. They didn't have instruments and were a complete disgrace. I was there the night Chuck Loose rode the motorcycle on stage and when he set himself on fire. He didn't even care that other bands equipment was onstage. When he rode the motorcycle onstage, he knocked over some guys guitar. Should have got his butt whipped.

 

Funny Kreamy Lectric Santa, Stun Guns, Los Canadiens didn't make this list but Chickenhead did. Come on...

kala4
kala4

In my opinion I DONT KNOW (the band) should be on the top 50 list as well as AL's NOT WELL

2 bands that took the local scene by storm and national recognition as well. Besides that the list is looking good :)

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