DJ Khaled, Kanye, Rozay, and Kim K's Video Clusterf#$%: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also "DJ Khaled's 'I'm On One': Five Reasons Why It Was 2011's Most Miami-Tastic Music Video."

DJ Khaled keeps making hits and filling them out with his bestest friends. In fact, he's turning 'em out so fast that we just got a two-for-one special.

Maybe Khaled saved some cash by hiring Hype Williams to do the videos for both "I Wish You Would" and "Cold" at the same time. Or maybe Kanye West was available only for a few hours.

Whatever... We all just want to see the Kim Kardashian cameo, right?



0:00 - 0:26
This clip begins with classic Hype Williams block-letter title screens, as we find ourselves underground in some kind of shiny sewer. As always, DJ Khaled is super-fucking serious. We're a little worried about Hype, though. (Or whoever is holding the camera.) He probably needs to stop filming and go see a doctor about that Parkinson's disease.

0:27 - 1:34
Turns out Kanye West has glowing eyeballs. They're actually limited-edition Louis Vuitton night-vision contacts. You can't ever hope to afford them. Meanwhile, Rick Ross and DJ Khaled be creepin' up behind Yeezy like a two-man gang of overweight assassins. They're not very good at being stealthy because you can hear them breathing a mile away.


1:35 - 2:29
Rozay shows off his Willow Smith impression and tries to shake his teeth loose. Also, did you know he's endorsed by GIV and Cîroc? You better drink that shit. Or he will kill you. Or steal your French fries. BTW, we have a lot of respect for Ross's equilibrium. We would have expected him to fall down with all that head-shaking.