Hannah Montana Goes Dubstep! An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also "Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials."

It's over.

Miley Cyrus is a woman now. And as we speak, she's probably taking face-fulls of Borgore's cake.

The hedonistic, nasty-as-he-wanna-be brostepper released a confection-themed song about bangin' bitches and they friends back in March. It's called "Decisions (Bitches Love Cake)," and it's full of nasty drops and skeezy innuendo.

But now it's a bigger deal on the internets because lil' funny-hair, penis-cake-gobblin' Miley tweeted that she secretly provided the female vocal track.

Just listen and try not to freak out.



0:00 - 1:07
It starts with some standard brostep intro and standard Borgore lyrics about how he gets whatever he wants from the ladies because he's famous. "Bitches love cake," he informs us. He's not sharing his bitches either, apparently. Then BOOM, there's the drop. It's kind of hard, we guess. As hard as Disney-assisted brostep can be. This banger is Mickey Mouse approved.

1:08 - 1:36
And here we can actually hear the moment dubstep died. If you listen to dubstep and think you're making some social statement about our youth's unvoiced aggression and defiance to conform, all that's over. Dubstep is now about drug-themed apparel and serving up cream-pies to young girls with alt haircuts.