Rick Ross, Big-Booty Strippers, and 3,000 Ballers at King of Diamonds in Miami (NSFW)

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Here's Dave from TruStory Entertainment again. He only got started in music management and promoting after getting out of prison a few years ago. Last night, in addition to KOD staff, he had over 100 people working for him.

He told us, "We're calling the shots tonight. Not long ago, I was on the prison yard, smoking cigarettes. Now I have people asking me if they can take a smoke break. It's a crazy story, but it's a true story. Movies are for actors and this is for real."

By the way, Dave's really big, which means his security guy Orlando (on the left) is immense. It was always easy to find Dave. You just had to follow the doorways with the chunks taken out of the top in the shape of Orlando's head.

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Here two rare book lovers compare their first edition Ezra Pounds. This is a gentleman's club, after all.

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Old farts say that smartphones encourage our young people to become exhibitionists who overshare the intimate details of their lives. Here is a perfect rebuttal, in which technology plays a key role in preserving modesty. And yes, it was set to vibrate. Shit gets real loud in the club.