Dillon Francis Signs Titties as Tiesto in "Masta Blasta" Vid: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Sorry, Eminem. There's a new Mr. Just Don't Give A Fuck. And he ain't passin' out no shits neither.

Who is famous enough to have the scene on fire? But not famous enough for anyone to know who he is? Who has the balls to pretend to be the richest man in all of EDM, pulling up in a limo and signing titties as Tiësto?

It could only be one man, the "Masta Blasta" himself, Mr. Dillon Francis. He's inscrutible. He loves cats. And he's coming to Grand Central on Saturday, November 17.

Now check out his new video. Because it's ridiculous. And Skrillex had nothing to do with it.



0:00 - 0:41
Some bitch hangs up Dillon's phone, right before he says something about Drake. He's in a fancy limo, and he's getting straight fucked up on cheap wine. The bitch straightens his tie before they exit onto a red carpet leading to some rave club. A cartoon hand is all, "Omgz, the time."

0:42 - 1:07
YES DROP. Everyone is stoked to see this person, but they have no idea who it is. The whore is pretty annoyed. Everyone is taking pictures and trying to touch him. There is some giant money with a cat face on it. Some dumb white girl is in an Indian head dress, of course. A little person attacks the man of the hour.