Ten Reasons EDM Is the Wimpiest Youth Culture Movement Ever
Druggie Love Declarations
By the end of the night, all this love-drug, furry boot, inhaler nonsense has warped your brain to such an extent, you now feel a closeness with others that won't last until morning. Your friend's shitty boyfriend? You love him. That stranger you just met? You love him. That gum on the floor? It's so beautiful. Really speaks about our broken homes and ruined childhoods. No, your socially hip drug habit does. Tell Molly to take a weekend off once in a while.
Not to mention, this is a top-down kind of situation. Even the heroes of the scene hate themselves and cry about it. Deadmau5 is always mouthing off about something way too publicly. Guess what, bro. No one voted you in as a moral guide for the EDM generation. You don't speak for the movement. You just make OK trance that even you claim "all sounds the same." Take your serious face down ten notches. And stop posting Facebook pics of your girlfriend and your cat.