Steven Tyler and The Top Five Musical Nudists
Ever since she dropped the punk-y thrift store glam aesthetic, Madonna has gone through countless reinventions, mostly concerning how and when she whips out her boobs. But when will the world finally get to see the Material Mom's inevitable transformation into "Twatdonna"? Or even better, Madonga?
2. D'Angelo's Massive Member Is Too Monstrous for Mortal Eyes
The production team behind D'Angelo's 2-hot-4-u "Untitled" video knew that they'd destroy the viewing audience's retinas if they were allowed to take a peep at D'Angelo's incredibly gargantuan private part.
1. Little G.G.
The only thing better than the biggest penis ever is the smallest penis ever. That distinction belongs to G.G. Allin, a man who spent his final hours as he came into the world. Naked, screaming, and covered in bodily fluid.
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