2 Chainz Bringing "Dem Strippers" to All-Ages Show at Fillmore Miami Beach on November 26
(Well, unless you're that teenage kid who was banging a 26-year-old Baby Dolls stripper for two weeks.)
So ... What exactly will be goin' down when 2 Chainz brings "Dem Strippers" to an all-ages show at the Fillmore Miami Beach on November 26?
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Will the Playaz Circle member be forced to censor his shtick for the kiddies? Will "shawty" with "plenty of ass" be required to cover up? Will the SexAerobics be strictly G-rated?
Nah, little homie. Expect a grown-ass party.
There's gonna be tons of full-body twerkin', greasy pole-workin', and other wholly inappropriate behavior. Maybe even a cameo from 2 Chainz's homegirl and the queen of all ass-shakers, Nicki Minaj.
Unfortunately, though, all y'all underage ballers can make it rain till curfew. And you still ain't gettin' that lapdance.
2 Chainz. Monday, November 26. Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets $33 to $45 plus fees via livenation.com. All ages. Call 305-673-7300 or visit fillmoremb.com.
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