Justin Bieber's Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Justin Bieber is a fucking cock tease.

Remember when we here at Crossfade totally called the impending leak of sexy-time pics and vids following the news of Justin Bieber's stolen laptop? Well, we were 100-percent right. But it's just gotten even more complicated and convoluted.

Yesterday, after some alleged Bieber dick flicks, a ruthless Twitter troll called @gexwy started a countdown to a XXX video release. Well, the #noon deadline has come and gone, and all we got was a new music clip with Nicki Minaj. We feel cheated.

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It all started Wednesday when the heartthrob's laptop was reported stolen from his home in Los Angeles. News had yet to break about the sensitive pics and videos. But Crossfade can smell a sex scandal from a mile away.

And soon, the heat was turned up when pictures of the pop star with his dick in hand started making the rounds online. Of course, the Biebz and his camp denied the pictures were authentic, even if they are totally bringing sexy back.