Sex on the Dance Floor: A Ten-Point Guide to Making Love in the Club
Dancing is about fucking. Period.
Anyone who says they just loooove to dance is either lying or totally DTF. Dancing dirty is just dancing honestly.
This mating ritual is an essential cog in the complex machine that is The Birds and The Bees. But there is more than one way to physically signify the insatiable booty-hungriness of the horny human.
Here is Crossfade's ten-point guide to making love in the club.
10. Lambada (The Forbidden Dance)
This Brazilian fusion of preexisting South American rump-shaking traditions became an international sensation in the 1980s. But it wasn't the original Forbidden Dance. In the 1920s, Maxixe (an antecedent and influence to the Lambada that also started in Brazil) was the first sensual dance craze to be described as prohibido. But as The Lambada Industry continued to induce Lambada Mania, they naturally played up the dance's provocative tone and short-ass miniskirts. Movies like Lambada and The Forbidden Dance, both released in the 1990s, immortalized the trend as truly profane.
9. Dirty Dancing
See also: That 1987 cinematic classic entitled Dirty Dancing. While the Lambada is certainly featured in this cult dance movie, Baby and Johnny Castle writhe and wiggle in a class unto themselves. Somewhere between Broadway musical and nudie booth, Dirty Dancing redefined dirty dancing.