Top Five Poop Tunes of All Time!
|At his funeral, G.G. Allin's corpse was still covered in his own dookie.|
Certain people (e.g. coprophobics, squares, the devoutly religious, the squeamish) will gasp at the mere mention of doo-doo.
But Crossfade will not stand for the repressive constraints of a hegemonic power structure that demand we deny the relationship feces has to existence, from birth through life to death.
We want to be on the cutting edge of a society that is transforming itself into an open-minded culture of poop positivity.
So without further ado, here are the top five poop tunes of all time!
5. Uncle Luke's "I Wanna Rock (Doo Doo Brown)"
Luke's entire musical career was an evangelical mission spreading the gospel of booties, badonks, and badamns. But the former 2 Live Crew member, prominent ass aficionado, and Miami New Times columnist knows that one must love the entire caboose, passengers included. "I Wanna Rock" kicks off the list for its Three Six Mafia-level innuendo, but ranks at the bottom because "Doo Doo Brown" is still in parenthesis.
4. Mothers of Invention's "Hot Poop"
This Frank Zappa burner is not explicitly about poop. But you know, Frank, The Mothers, Captain Beefheart, etc., were all far-out groovy dudes who tapped into psychedelia without drugs. So we're pretty sure there's more to "Hot Poop" than some confusing hippie rants. And yes, we already know about the backwards track.