Ultra Music Festival "Gearing Up to Make Global EDM History, Do Something NO Electronic Music Festival Has EVER Done"

Crazy glue that uhntz-uhntz-ing ass to your computer chair, beat freaks!

'Cause in exactly an hour, Ultra Music Festival plans to "announce something so big, so crazy, so intense that it will knock you off your seats and leave you thinking 'WTF.'"

UPDATE Ultra Music Festival 2013 is expanding to "two big weekends!"

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This apparantly enormous electronic dance music news is set to arrive at noon today via Ultra's official YouTube channel, UMF TV:

"We're gearing up to make global EDM history," the hype proclaims, "and do something that NO electronic music festival has EVER done.

"Start guessing and Stay Connected..."

Ultra Music Festival 2013. Friday, March 22, to Sunday, March 24. Bayfront Park, 301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets go on sale October 17. Visit ultramusicfestival.com.

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