Chris Brown Quits Twitter, Calls Comedian Jenny Johnson a "HOE," Begs for Oral Sex

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Have y'all ever asked a woman to "leave them teeth out" while performing oral and then called her a "hoe" [sic]?

Neither have we. 'Cause Crossfade ain't no crude dickheads like Chris Brown and know full well that every blowie should have a little bit of teeth have far more respect for women than Rihanna's on-again, off-again beau.

Last night, Breezy publicly disrespected comedian Jenny Johnson on Twitter, according to MTV News, proving yet again that he's a classless 23-year-old douche with a hard-on for misogyny.

Brown has since deactivated his Twitter account, but we were able to find out what he said via this thing called the Internet.

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The feud started after Brown tweeted a picture of himself looking "old as fuck," according to MTV.

"I know!" Johnson replied. "Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person."

Breezy took umbrage at the comment and shot back with an unoriginal variation of suck-my-dick before calling Johnson a gardening tool.

"It's 'HO' not 'HOE' you ignorant fuck," Johnson replied.

Because he couldn't think of anything better than a dick joke, Brown replied by suggesting he "fart" while Johnson gives him "top," Breezy speak for oral sex.

"Your mom must be so proud of you" Johnson quipped.

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Awkwardly enough, Brown relayed the message to Mrs. Breezy, who offered some of the most uncomfortable motherly advice possible.

"Okay. I'm done," Johnson replied. "All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me."

Before shutting down his Twitter account, Breezy did what any misogynistic prick would do: he turned to his inexplicably existent friends and played the victim card.

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Of course, Brown had to tweet one last dick joke before, "further [proving his] point of how immature society is."

"Don't run for support now ... Lol. Ur a comedic writer!!! If u can take a dick, u can take a joke."

Stay classy, Breezy.

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Why is this an "article"? Real hard-hitting stuff, New Times. Keep up, what must be, the very demanding journalism.

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