Justin Bieber Breaks Up With Selena Gomez, Begins Dark 10-Part Downward Spiral
The adorable pair just called it quits, which is standard fare for an artist making the transition from boyish heartthrob to sexy man-ass. But if Crossfade's totally fabricated timeline is correct, this is only the first in a long line of events that will totally strip the Biebz of his clean-cut innocence.
We can see the whole tragic thing playing out before us ... Partying with whores, lots of drugs, trouble with the law, a bad acting career, and an untimely death await our youthful hero. Join us as we journey into Justin's dark future, and remember who called it when "Lil Swaggy" ends up doing time.
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The Break Up
Historians will remember this as the moment Justin Bieber's life took a strange turn. Up until now, the YouTube star has been rather Disney-friendly. But turning 18 means growing up, and a life on the road means growing apart. As Bieber cranks up the sex appeal and releases a more mature album, his teenage relationship falls apart. Gomez retreats into relative obscurity, while Bieber's fame sky-rockets.
Bands A Make Her Dance
Though he puts on a smile for the cameras, Bieber is hurting inside. He turns to his friends in the rap community to show him a good time. He begins making surprising appearances at Miami's King of Diamonds with a thuggish crew, including 2 Chainz, Tyga, and Rick Ross. The boy wonder learns how to make it rain with Juicy J while Drake shows him how to dull the pain with a bootylicious mistress. One night, he drinks a little too much and jumps on the KOD stage with one of the girls, gyrating on her hips and motor-boating her ass, making for a scandalous uproar on TMZ, Perez Hilton, Crossfade, and the like.