Miley Cyrus's Dubstep Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown
|Bitches love cake.|
But not only has Miley Cyrus and Mr. Gore recorded a song about getting mad pussy, they rubbed each other down with cake in the new music video.
Yes, times are changing, and it may seem strange, but that's only because it is. Check out how weird these two get with Crossfade's extremely detailed breakdown of Miley's sex tape, AKA the new "Decisions" music video.
UPDATE Miley's been offered $1 million to straight up girl-on-girl porn. Anyone surprised?
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Borgore sets the scene, looking hella fly at dawn in his polar bear spirit hoodie. He's ready to roll out with his massive bike rickshaw and stripper cake. Where is he taking it?
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Decked out like a true crazy person, he makes his way down the center of the strip, past the hot beach bodies and freaky street performers. Miley's voice is all over the track. But so far, she's missing in action. He rides his cake through Beverly Hills, deep into the night.