Obama Bitchslaps Romney! Five Tribute Songs, From Young Jeezy to Some Croatian Dude
|Obama wins everything, even the Stanely Cup.|
Game of horseshoes in the backyard? Obama wins. Beer Pong with the Prez? Barack is the champ. Play HORSE at the neighborhood park? Victory to the O-man.
Rock, paper, scissors? Freestyle cypher? Shot slamming? Uno? Dominos? Breath holding? Lap swimming? Tecmo Bowl? Mario Kart? Staring contest? Obama wins them all.
To celebrate his victory and another four years in office, here are the freshest new musical tributes to POTUS on the Internets, from Young Jeezy to some Croatian dude named Damir.
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In 2008, Jeezy dropped "My President Is Black." And now he's back with these sage words, commemorating Obama's historic reelection: "We waitin' on a savior, maybe Barack ... What does Romney know 'bout my ghetto to say the least? And with all the penitentiary packed just like the club, and it's supposed to be the land of the free, at least it was ... 99% of the country, they in debt, trillion-dollar deficit, nigga, that's a definite..."
Meanwhile, YouTube user Rick Charles is "so happy right now! It's not even a joke! The Haitian in me is about to come out! Uhhhmmm! Ooohhh" Hence, "Haitian Obama Song."