Obama vs. Romney: Top Ten Musical Endorsements, From Vanilla Ice to Pitbull
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In short, they're unconventional, always-entertaining personalities who may or may not have politically valid opinions.
But let's face it, celebrity endorsements are cultural collateral, and politics is bloodsport.
Here are the top ten musical endorsements in this presidential death race pitting Romney vs. Obama.
-Snoop Dogg Lion Endorses Barack Obama, Says President "Bush F#$%ed Up"
-Cypress Hill's B Real: "Guys Who Smoke Weed Can Relate to Obama, I Support Him"
-Russell Simmons on Obama and Why "This Guy Romney Is Against the People"
-Pitbull Endorses Obama in Broward County: "Next Level! La Casa Blanca!" Daleee!
10. Barry Manilow and Meat Loaf
Skinny white guy with a never-ending Vegas career has been making the same ladies wet from college age to grandma. Helps Obama get old white ladies.
Fat white guy with over-the-top bravado sings loud, doesn't say shit, makes operatic concept music for people without actual concept of music. Helps Romney get old white guys.