Rihanna's Stoner Munchie Tour Rider: Oreos, Capri Sun, 10 Bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos

Ramen noodles, Capri Sun, and a bag of Ruffles basically sums up our diet because we're poor.

But ramen noodles, Capri Sun, and a bag of Ruffles basically sums up Rihanna's diet because she's perpetually baked.

TMZ got a copy of RiRi's tour rider this morning and highlighted some of the singer's stoner-friendly clichés demands, including far too many bags of Cheetos and a boatload of miniature cheese wheels.

Spark a joint and check out the list of remarkably unhealthy crap on Rihanna's rider after the cut.

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Rihanna's Muchie Tour Rider

-One package of Oreos
-One large bag of Haribo brand Gold Bears
-One box of Capri Suns
-10 bags of cheddar cheese Ruffles
-Red Bulls, Grey Goose, Coke, Sprite, Ginger Ale, Diet Coke
-10 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos (delicious)
-Stuffed olives
-One box of Golden Grahams cereal
-Mini Babybel cheeses

Rihanna's juvenile eating habits were already in the spotlight early this year. In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, the singer opened up about her weight issues.

"People think I'm not eating. I'm eating McDonalds at 3 a.m, it's an issue."

She adds, "It's difficult to have any kind of routine when your schedule is that crazy," she said. "So I really have no idea how I'm continuously losing weight."

Our guess? The shits. Mixing Babybel cheese, Oreo cookies, and Redbull is highly volatile. But it's great for clearin out that extra weight.

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