Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Week
A strange and beautiful seaside oasis where it's considered perfectly normal to spend one's entire life wandering barefoot and half-naked through the streets and across the sands in pursuit of fallen coconuts and horny tourists.
Other "normal" South Beach behavior: Auditioning for Internet porn on a street corner, wearing $900 sunglasses at night, and dropping several C-notes for a G-rated lapdance in the VIP section.
Live the dream with this week's six best club parties on South Beach.
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-Interview: Afrojack on Loving the Internet, Disney Cartoons, and the Jacked Tour
Afrojack's Jacked Tour. With Quintino, Shermanology, and Bobby Burns. Friday, November 9, 10 p.m., 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $65 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Afrojack loves lots of stuff. "I love Playstation! I love old Disney movies! I love stupid, weird role-playing games!" And Miami too! That's why he just can't stay away. Go get Jacked at Mansion for the third time in five months.