Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to "Crank That"

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Like Goku
Get your sexy swag over 9,000 and go super saiyan all over these dragon balls.

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Put it in Your Booty Meat
Soulja is admittedly your "Ace Boon Coon," and he just wants to see you shake your booty meat before he pokes that shit like his name was Zuckerberg. He let you see what he's working with, now let him see what you got.

Get Silly
But mostly, if you want to get with Soulja Boy and his massive social media dong, you should just come at him as high and bizarre as humanly possible. This bruh loves to get weird, obvi. Maybe you should put on a horse mask and see where that gets you.

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