Ten Best Apocalypse 2012 Parties in Miami

If the world doesn't end Friday, The White Panda will come to town.

OMG, you guys.

Please shut up with all these awful statuses about "holy crap da Mayans" and "whatchu think gon' happen tomorrow" and "evolved consciousness ftw" and "damn I better wear my sexy undies cause Ima fuck tonight end of world #swag." We here at Crossfade gotta get drunk just to deal with your unending Facebook/Twitter garbage.

The only upside to this end-of-the-world hysteria: There are a bunch of parties to go to dressed as someone who likes to eat still-beating hearts as a means to ensure the sun will rise tomorrow.

See also:
-Iggy Pop on American Idol : Was It a Sign of the Apocalypse?
-End of Days Party: Little Beard, Deaf Poets, the Apocalypse at Grand Central Miami
-12th Planet Gives Crossfade His DJ Playlist for the Apocalypse
-Six Club Drugs to Get Through the Mayan Apocalypse



The Rockapocalypse. With Tabula Rasa, Prescott, Unarmed for Victory, and others. Thursday, December 20, 8 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Tickets cost $7 to $13 via tickets.aftonshows.com. Bang back some beers and bang your head. Get the kind of hangover that makes you wish the Mayans were right.



The End of Days Party. With Little Beard, Deaf Poets, Eons, Planelifter, and others. Friday, December 21, 10 p.m., Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. No cover. Ages 18 and up. Free vodka from 11 p.m. to midnight! That's what's up.