DMX Doesn't Understand How to Google: "There's Too Much Stuff!"
|Rapper DMX learning how to use Google.|
But if you ask the "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" rapper to Google Google on a laptop, his knees get weak and he starts to stutter.
The Internet, particularly its most popular search engine, is DMX's kryptonite.
"It's scary," X tells New York City's Power 105.1. "There's just too much stuff."
Watch the video (which we've embedded from Google-owned YouTube) after the cut.
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"I don't even know how to use a computer," X says in the clip. "I don't want to learn how to use a computer."
Why would he?
"It's confusing. If it don't make sense, I can't... Like, I'll see music, and in the middle of it, it'll stop and the circles... I don't have patience..."
Or the right words, even. The Internet's so weird. "What the fuck is the Internet" anyhow?
Cordless, almost button-less phones with invisible antennas and built-in cameras are the wave of the future. And X's definitely down with new technology, not that antiquated PC shit.
"I know how to [use Google] on the phone."
And that's all he'll ever really need.
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