Fifteen Best Concerts During Art Basel Miami Beach 2012
George Clinton. Presents Funk Shui. With Jona Cerwinske. Sunday, December 9, 9 p.m., Bardot Miami, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-576-7750; bardotmiami.com. Tickets cost $23 to $27 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. He's not only the progenitor of P-Funk and the godfather of G-Funk. George Clinton is also a13th-level master of Funk Shui, the art of generating positive energy flow by "tearing the roof off that sucker."
Hard 2 Leave. Presented by The Overthrow. With Craze, Tamara Sky, Caligula, Damaged Goods, Spinstyles, Heroes x Villains, Vavlt Boys, and others. Sunday, December 9, 10 p.m., Goldrush, 15 NE 11th St., Miami; theoverthrow.com. Cover costs $10. Ages 21 and up. For the last 96 hours or so, you've pretended to be some kinda artsy intellectual with loads of class. End the charade (and Basel week) with The Overthrow, heavy bass bangers, stark naked ladies, two dozen chicken wings, and a gallon of cheap beer at Downtown Miami's self-proclaimed "#1 gentleman's club."
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