Justin Bieber, the Murder and Castration Plot: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown



Change of Heart
Prison can drive a person crazy, especially if said person's serving back-to-back life-sentences.

Though parole is not an option for Martin, the 45-year-old convict had a change of heart and decided to help police find Ruane, thus foiling his own plan to have Justin Bieber killed and castrated.

WTF, right?



A day after being apprehended and subsequently released by authorities in Vermont, Ruane was picked up by police in Rotterdam, New York, a direct result of Martin's tip.

"Troopers recovered tools and documents associated with the conspiracy while executing a search on Ruane's 1983 BMW," State Police said (via NY Post). "The documents included the identities of the intended victims, their family members and their whereabouts."

As for Bieber's balls, they're safe. Though he may want to start pulling his pants up.



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