Miami's 13 Best New Year's Eve 2013 Parties

Pitbull says: "Prospero Año Nuevo! Daleee!"

When Miami throws an end-of-year blowout, it's guaranteed that everyone is going home broke. And drunk. And accompanied by some creepy-sexy stranger who'll ask for money in the morning.

So if you wanna wake up in 2013 with empty pockets, a booze-damaged brain, and a bed full of hot mess, check out Miami's 13 best New Year's Eve parties!

See also:
-Most Expensive New Year's Eve 2013 Parties in Miami
-Miami's Top Five Free NYE 2013 Parties
-Miami's New Year's Eve 2013 Party Guide



Tiësto's Club Life. With Cedric Gervais. Sunday, December 30, 11 p.m., Story Nightclub, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-479-4426; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $60 to $75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Make a New Year's resolution that'll actually matter. Dedicate 2013 to livin' the Club Life like Dutch house megastar Tiësto. Supertight, shiny t-shirts! Non-stop bottle service! Personally branded private jets! Fist-pump into next year and begin your mission by uhntz-uhntz-ing away the eve of NYE on South Beach. Humanity will thank you, beat freak.