Miami's 13 Best New Year's Eve 2013 Parties
French Montana's Last Dance. With DJs Camilo, Affect, and Entice. Presented by Prestige Sundays. Sunday, December 30, 11 p.m., Bamboo Miami Beach, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $30 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Ever fantasize about the filthy particulars of a "Last Dance" on New Year's Eve with Morocco-born, Bronx-raised rapper French Montana? Well, if homie's recent romantic ode to sexual intercourse "Pop That" is any kind of preview, cruise into Bamboo fully prepared to "Work, work, work, work, work, work/What you twerkin' with/Throw it, bust it open."
Dirtybird NYE 2013. With Claude VonStroke, Justin Martin, Kill Frenzy, and J. Phlip. Monday, December 31, 9 p.m., Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $49 and up plus fees via ticketfly.com. Ages 21 and up. Straight outta San Fran, VonStroke, Mr. Martin, and crew are bumrushing the 305 with ass-blasting beats in honor of 2013. And there are only three real rules for a Dirtybird NYE: (1) Guzzle that bubbly like you're chronically thirsty; (2) Forget your boy- or girlfriend at home; and (3) Make that booty clap!