Most Expensive New Year's Eve 2013 Parties in Miami

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Want to party with Future? It's going to cost you.
Fiscal cliff, shmimal shmilff. You're a baller. You aren't worried that your stock portfolio will be worthless on January 1, 2013. That's why come December 31, you can afford to be irresponsible with your money.

And there is no better city to be financially irresponsible than Miami. This is a city where you'll get a loan for a luxury condominium despite not having any tangible assets. (Real estate bubble burst 2016, here we come!)

Only one city will offer you New Year's Eve packages so incredibly expensive that you'll have Eastern European B-girls women throwing themselves at you all night long. So go on, player, live irresponsibly on December 31. Your child's private school tuition can wait.

Here are the 12 most expensive New Year's Eve packages out there. Tip is not included. But you already knew that.

See also:
-Miami's 13 Best New Year's Eve 2013 Parties
-Miami's Top Five Free NYE 2013 Parties
-Miami's New Year's Eve 2013 Party Guide

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12. Shwayze at the Shelborne - $2,500
If you're rich but your trust fund is running a little low -- grandma and grandpa are so uncool -- you can score the best poolside spot to watch Shwayze perform live at the Shelborne. The $2,500 includes a private VIP cabana for 10, five bottles of vodka, and six bottles of champagne. It doesn't say what kind of vodka or champagne, but for the $2,500 it ain't going to be Dom Perignon.

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11. Santigold at the Delano - $3,500
We remember seeing Santigold (back when she was called Santogold) at PS14 for $5. But a girl's got to eat these days. And for $3,500 you'll get poolside cabana in a "prime location," which hopefully means you can see the sweat on Santigold's brow as she sings through "Creator." Eight of your friends can join you in sharing in one bottle of champagne and one bottle Grey Goose -- yea, that's it.

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Shelborne Wyndham Grand South Beach

1801 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Cameo

1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Story Nightclub

136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Set Nightclub

320 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Bamboo

550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Delano Hotel

1685 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

LIV

4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music

Fontainebleau Miami Beach

4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Shore Club Hotel

1901 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

The James Royal Palm Hotel

1545 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

The W Hotel South Beach

2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: General

Mansion

1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL

Category: Music


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