Best Christmas Stocking Stuffers for Rappers: From Rick Ross to Kanye West

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Each year 'round the holidays, Crossfade readies itself to receive an influx of letters from Miami-Dade County hip-hop heads asking the one question that plagues rap fans around the country: What should we stuff our favorite rapper's stocking with this year?

Well, rather than replying to each letter individually, we've decided to publish a gift-giving guide this year.

From air-fresheners for Danny Brown to BPA-free water jugs for Trinidad James, hook that special MC in your life up with some thoughtful-ass swag in their stocking.

Check out the list after the cut.

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Trinidad James
Stuffers: $15 Simon Giftcard, BPA-Free Water Bottle, and Jewelry Polishing Cloth


What do you get for the man who has "all gold everything?"

Well, James loves "hipster bitches that shop at Lennox" mall in Atlanta, so a Simon Property Group gift card is a thoughtful stocking stuffer, as is a jewelry polishing cloth to keep said "all gold everything" clean.

However, the sweetest gift you could give a sweaty someone who "popped a Molly" is a BPA-free water bottle, a reminder to stay hydrated while recreationally enjoying designer drugs.



Rick Ross
Stuffers: Pocketsize Notepad and a Wallet


With his "homie in the cell," Ross felt that he "had to write a poem." Surely, he'd love a compact notebook to jot some verses down when the mood strikes.

And even though people know better than to start shit with the Bawse, it's no excuse for Lil Woodie to have Rozay's money "rolled up in a rubber band."

Get a wallet.


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