Best Christmas Stocking Stuffers for Rappers: From Rick Ross to Kanye West
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Well, rather than replying to each letter individually, we've decided to publish a gift-giving guide this year.
From air-fresheners for Danny Brown to BPA-free water jugs for Trinidad James, hook that special MC in your life up with some thoughtful-ass swag in their stocking.
Check out the list after the cut.
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Stuffers: $15 Simon Giftcard, BPA-Free Water Bottle, and Jewelry Polishing Cloth
What do you get for the man who has "all gold everything?"
Well, James loves "hipster bitches that shop at Lennox" mall in Atlanta, so a Simon Property Group gift card is a thoughtful stocking stuffer, as is a jewelry polishing cloth to keep said "all gold everything" clean.
However, the sweetest gift you could give a sweaty someone who "popped a Molly" is a BPA-free water bottle, a reminder to stay hydrated while recreationally enjoying designer drugs.
Stuffers: Pocketsize Notepad and a Wallet
With his "homie in the cell," Ross felt that he "had to write a poem." Surely, he'd love a compact notebook to jot some verses down when the mood strikes.
And even though people know better than to start shit with the Bawse, it's no excuse for Lil Woodie to have Rozay's money "rolled up in a rubber band."
Get a wallet.