Best Christmas Stocking Stuffers for Rappers: From Rick Ross to Kanye West



Danny Brown
Stuffers: Febreze and an Everglades Airboat Tour for Two


These days, Danny Brown's bankrolling enough loot to be blowing "big blunts on the way brunch." And homie's been in the game long enough to know that you can never have enough Febreze in the whip; nothing neutralizes incriminating weed smoke better than an in-car air vent clip-on.

As for the Everglades airboat tour, Brown mentioned that "when thee bitches see [him], man, they wetter than the Everglades." We thought it'd be fun for him to take one of the ladies on a date.



Kendrick Lamar
Stuffers: A Copy of The Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous and Therapy Sessions


Lamar "was in the dark room," music blaring as he vowed to "get fucked up," the same way granddaddy did with a "golden flask."

Alcoholism is serious shit, y'all. And before he dives any deeper into his "swimming pool of liquor," Kendrick Lamar should meet Bill W. and speak to shrink.



Kanye West
Stuffers: Welcome Mat and Koozies


Dude's always in the market for real estate, it seems. First, Kanye's eyeing property in Miami with Kim Kardashian. Now he's "looking at a crib next to where TC lives, that's Tom Cruise." Wherever he ends up, he'll need a welcome mat that reminds people to wipe their feet.

The Koozies are simply for "refreshments," particularly "cool, cool beverages." Merry Christmas.

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