S.S. Coachella: Top Ten Fashion Moments!

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Photo by Ian Witlen
Yes, this happened.
Most people we met on the S.S. Coachella had never been on a cruise. Like us, they were probably not so sure what to pack or how to dress for three days of awkwardly saying "Hi!" to their favorite bands on a floating building at sea.

But like the festival, the fans also brought their crazy desert style to the high seas with a range of results.

We could sit here and talk about all the "types" of people who sailed out to Nassau. But really, we'd rather just show you.

These are the top ten fashion moments from the maiden voyage of the S.S. Coachella. Get ready to raise your eyebrows.

See also:
-S.S. Coachella: Goin' to Nail Master Class with Sleigh Bells' Alexis Krauss
-S.S. Coachella Cruise, Day One: Father John Misty, Yeasayer, !!!, Pulp
-S.S. Coachella, Day Two: Stalking Pulp's Jarvis Cocker, Plus Gaslamp Killer, Black Lips
-S.S. Coachella: Drinking Wine With James Murphy on the High Seas
-Best and Worst of the S.S. Coachella


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Ian Witlen
10. Best Shorts of All Time
Onstage, Nick Offer of !!! is like a forest fire on a windy day. The heat off his thrusting pelvis is intoxicating. He is the party. And man, does this guy love his short shorts! As you can see, the ones he wore on the ship have the cover of the Rolling Stones' Some Girls on them. These are actually the best shorts ever made.

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Ian Witlen
9. Totally to Tie Dye for
Can we just say that these two dudes in tie-dye jumpers are wearing Keds and Toms. Cannot think of less ravery shoes to match these adolescent Burning Man ensembles. They look like giant toddlers with fanny packs.

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