BCS 2013 Party Guide: Strip Clubs, Rap, Country Music, Alabama, and Notre Dame

Don't cross the Leprechaun.

Notre Dame and Alabama Pep Rallies. As part of the Orange Bowl Discover Fan Zone. Noon to 8 p.m. Saturday, January 5. Ocean Drive, between Seventh and Ninth streets, Miami Beach; 305-341-4700; orangebowl.org. Admission is free. It's gonna be Notre Dame blue and gold vs. Alabama red and white on Ocean Drive. So be careful about picking your outfit. Otherwise, you might end up getting a Fighting Irish trombone in the ass. Or being the unwitting victim of a vicious "Rammer Jammer" attack.

Ridin' the bench pole at KOD.

Disco Rick and Celebrity Saturdays. With DJs Prince Marky Dee and Ace. 9 p.m. King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Everyone knows a trip to Miami isn't complete till you get sacked by King of Diamonds offensive line. So provided you ain't a broke-ass college sophomore, go meet Disco Rick at Celebrity Saturdays. Because as manager of this North Miami Beach nudie mecca, Rick is the KOD quarterback and head coach. (Dude was also a Miami bass legend with The Dogs and Gucci Crew II.) And Coach Disco Rick will definitely teach you how to properly blitz that booty.