Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Week
Wolfgang Gartner. Friday, January 18, 11 p.m., Story Nightclub, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-479-4426; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Are you scared of "smelling of cigarettes or stale spilled alcohol" and "ringing ears"? Well, Cali crusher Wolfgang Gartner can help you conquer your fears. He won't be gentle, though.
Plastik Funk. As part of Classic Saturday. Saturday, January 19, 11 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. No, Plastik Funk is not the stank of sex toys left too long in a lube stew. It's just two suave dudes, making music that's perfect for humping in public.