Six Best Club Parties in Miami This Weekend

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Miami never sleeps.

Sure, the $700 bottles stop poppin' at dawn. But then it's just time to drag our sexy uhntz-uhntz-ing asses to the supersecret afterparty, followed by some beat-freaking brunch with DJ Mimosa!

To be honest, though, we here at Crossfade are kinda exhausted of being so expensive and beautiful. After all, it's only been 24 hours since we officially wrapped our six-day New Year's celebration.

Yet the doorman waits for no one. So here are this week's six best Miami club parties.

See also:
-Happy New Year! Five Musical Revelations for 2013
-Seven Suggested New Year's Resolutions for the Miami NIghtlife Scene



Luca Bacchetti. With Inxec and Randall M. Thursday, January 3, 11 p.m., Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 to $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Hailing from Tuscany, this self-described "Italian DJ, producer, globetrotter" is accustomed to a slightly less hectic pace than the average Dade County native. Go chill like Bacchetti for a night.



Tommy Trash and Hot Mouth. With Mednas. Thursday, January 3, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Even though Tommy Trash and Hot Mouth might sound like the goofy title of a low-budget fetish video from the '80s, these guys definitely aren't garbage munchers. Just professional party starters.