Cassidy Teaches to "Stroke 'Em Condom Style": An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

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1:46 - 2:38
Speaking of Miami, Cass is speaking our language. Caliente Spanish ladies are sexy, too, but as the song says, unprotected sex is a "no-no" in any lingua. Cassidy gives no fucks without wrapping up his buck. You never know.

2:39 - 3:06
The hook is back and Cassidy proves that he made the song with a few in-the-studio clips. We continue to be inundated with the glittery-gold Icon condoms. So far, we're not necessarily turned on by any of this, but we're definitely horrified by the idea of getting AIDS or having babies. Ain't nobody got time for that.

3:07 - 3:49
Look, Cassidy keeps it real. We've all made mistakes, and he's fucked 'em raw before. But not no more. It's never too late to become a more responsible adult, and there's no time like the present. Cassidy hits the mall with his crew to pick up a few broads and spread the love-gloves around. You can pick up condoms for free at any local health clinic, as well as get tested for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. In today's fast-paced world, there's always time to wrap it. Just remember this little song when you get it on, and stroke 'em condom style.

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