Happy New Year! Five Musical Resolutions Revelations for 2013

By Victor Gonzalez Tue., Jan. 1 2013 at 9:00 AM

Categories: Lists, New Year's Eve, Useless Lists

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Oom-pah-pah womp, womp, beat freaks.

3. Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull, Becomes Mr. Olympia, Bodybuilding Champion
What's left for "dat lil Chico Pitbull" to conquer? Homie just closed out 2012 center stage at the AAA after having one of the best professional years of his life. Ain't that enough?

Nope.

Just wait until you see just how diesel big Armandito Perez gets for Mr. Olympia later this year.

2. Kimye Jr. and Blue Ivy Carter Release Watch the Highchair
Jay Z's baby girl, Blue Ivy, hasn't even celebrated her first birthday, but she's already worked with her father on a track. And Kanye just announced that he and Kim Kardashian are expecting their first child together some time in 2013.

Following the success of Jigga's collaboration with Yeezy on Watch the Throne, getting Blue Ivy and Kimye Jr. in the studio ASAP is a no-brainer. Expect a record some time in November.

1. Crossfade Stops Drinking
Just kidding!

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