Fashion Freakouts Aboard Holy Ship!!

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All photos by Ian Witlen
Holy Ship!!

It's been mere days since that rager returned to Port Everglades, but we can't get the memories to stop looping through our heads.

What an ass-clapping good time ... All the great DJs, the run-ins with our idols, the slutty girls walking around with almost nothing on besides promotional pasties. Can we go back now, please?

Sadly, there's still another 360 days until the 2014 voyage. So until then, we'll just have to take a look at these pics of the freakiest, funkiest, and just plain best of the weirdest fashions the high seas have seen since ... Well, since Holy Ship! The Maiden Voyage.

See also:
-Holy Ship!! 2013 Survival Guide: From Condoms to Shades
-Holy Ship!! 2013, Day One: Major Lazer, Justice, and Surprise Guest Skrillex!
-Holy Ship!! Superfan on Smoking With Skrillex, Raving With Obama
-Holy Ship!! 2013: An Epic Three-Day Recap
-Top Ten Dance Moves Aboard Holy Ship!! 2013 in Animated GIF!

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There's no such thing as "too much going on" when aboard the Holy Ship. So in this case, a cut-up Webster Hall tank and white Aladdin pants paired with a captain's hat AND bunny ears AND mismatched sneakers AND a "bass bandit" towel over the dick definitely rides. It's like the Party Rock crew got their balls back.

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This girl is showing her marijuana solidarity while also showing some really fantastic top/side/under/everything-but-the-nipple boob. Clearly, all these guys around her are big weed fans as well. They just wanna stand around her and show their support for legalization, too. Peter Tosh would be proud.

Location Info


Port Everglades

1850 Eller Drive, Fort Lauderdale, FL

Category: General

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