Five Reasons Lady Gaga Doesn't Matter Anymore

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Lady Gaga used to have it all.

She had the most Twitter followers in the world. She had number-one single after number-one single. And she had a legion of obsessively adoring fans at her every beck and call.

Well, she probably still has those Little Monsters. But in a lot of ways, Lady Gaga has really fallen off. Did you realize she didn't release a single bit of music in the entire 12 months of 2012? Sure, she seemed busy, but things are really taking their toll.

Don't believe us? Just look at these five reasons Lady Gaga doesn't matter anymore.

See also:
-Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson Aren't Fat: An Open Letter to America
-Madonna Says, "I Love Lady Gaga ... Imitation Is the Highest Form of Flattery"
-Lady Gaga's Social Network LittleMonsters.com Is a Weird Internet Toilet Stall


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The Internet Is Bored with Her
We know it seems hard to believe. Especially with all the news of her struggle with bulimia, her new perfume Fame, and her various charitable endeavors. But the people at marketing group Accuracast realized the other day that no one is paying attention. In fact, people have been paying less and less attention to Gaga since her Internet popularity peak in May 2010. She's been in a mostly steady decline. The facts are all there, you just have to check Google trends.



She Is Bored with Herself
Now, this might seem like a trickier trend to pick up on. Because you can't just ask some search engine for stats on Gaga's inner turmoil. But if you pay attention, it just doesn't seem like Gaga is feeling very inspired. She's constantly demonizing her own famous situation. Have you seen the commercial for her perfume? And she's killing the rebirth metaphor with overuse. The egg on the red carpet was one thing, but she's got like, four different rebirth cycles on this latest Born This Way Ball tour. Looking for something new, Gaga?

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31 comments
banditpenguin
banditpenguin

it's been out for a week. tear her apart all you want. The song you like, DWUW is about that very topic. Harassing the artist gets you nowhere.

I'll take this to my grave: ARTPOP is an amazing album.

You're the only ones missing out!

Enjoyyyy

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

Mark your calendar for 8/19 (single) and 11/11 (album). I hope you're familiar with swallowing the bs you spew out. Also, be sure to tune into the VMAs on 8/25. She's going to give a performance so mind boggling it could resurrect Michael Jackson. 

its ARTPOP*** by the way

ctrlaltcap
ctrlaltcap

I was reading it up till the point you called her fat,  I bet you are really in shape.

Alex Anico
Alex Anico

I love how you say she doesn't matter anymore yet you do a story about her thus making the public think about her which in turn makes her matter...

Jay Thomas
Jay Thomas

Pff this article is redic. Most musicians take at least a year between albums. She'll release ArtPop and dazzle us all over again.

Arlene Arlenism Delice
Arlene Arlenism Delice

No can replace Madonna , everyone has their time and some ppl are just entertainers others are ARTIST there is a BIG difference

jgcamp99
jgcamp99

This generations Madonna, but now that seems to be in jeopardy (not the game show) at this point. She can coast, she's performed for Presidents and didn't lip sync.

StolenTimes
StolenTimes

Do you all really have nothing better to do than steal articles from Spin now?

D.f. Basora
D.f. Basora

Surprised it took people this long to notice

Firip Onitsuka
Firip Onitsuka

Anddddddddddddddddddd it's* gone ... ... *your gay readership

Grant Stern
Grant Stern

even justin bieber has more followers than her...

Ronn Royce
Ronn Royce

Lady Ka-Ka! He never mattered to begin with!

ancoraimparo1
ancoraimparo1

Lol, ok. The Guinness Book of World Records (2013) dubbed her the most famous celebrity on the planet.

Samm
Samm

So I guess we now know how that VMA thing turned out, huh? Someone got a lot of publicity out of the VMAs, but it sure wasn't Gaga - no one cared about Gaga getting her bum out because Miley Cyrus was already getting hers out, LOL

blogigerent
blogigerent

@Arlene Arlenism Delice and Madonna is the artist in this explanation? lol ok sweetie pie. ok.

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

 being that applause is her third most successful single, and ARTPOP has more pre orders than any album in history, I'd say the VMA's went quite well.

As for Miley,people have got to stop talking smack and enjoy music for the music. Something scandalous happens at the vmas almost every year; not sure why her performance was so shocking. 

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

It's been out for one week. That's ironic; Do What U want is about not harassing the artist, bc it gets you nowhere.

You not liking ARTPOP is only hurting you. It's a shame really bc it's an amazing album.

bigholed
bigholed

@banditpenguin well your only rebuttal now could be " at least she's getting a #1 album....." but with a -700,000 + sales drop from BTW....how great can that be....you seem to be eating your words and this article seems to be more and more correct as time passes. hopefully her next disc isn't as terrible. DWUW & X dreams are great though.

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