Five Reasons Lady Gaga Doesn't Matter Anymore

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She Got Fat
Alright, we don't necessarily buy into this whole plump pop-tart notion, but you guys certainly do. All the gossip rags in America had a field day with Gaga's fluctuating weight, and things go so bad, she even had to out herself as having a lifelong problem with eating disorders. But what kind of pop stars are being hounded about their weight? That's right, the ones that are washed up. There's just nothing else left to say!



She's Let Others Fill Her Void
And that's not necessarily anyone's fault but her own. Gaga's the one who turned her back on the world in 2012, decided not to release a single minute of music. Sure, she's holed up in the studio working on Artpop. But while she's writing what she promises is, like, two albums worth of material, Justin Bieber has taken control of the Twitter universe, passing her for most followers in the world. Katy Perry is winning more Grammys and earning more number-one singles than even makes sense. Carly Rae Jepsen ... was a thing. C'mon Gaga, you're slipping. What are you doing?



She Debuted Songs on Farmville
And then there's this sad piece of information. In fact, the last time Gaga experienced anything close to her former Google glory of May 2010 was when she released some new music ... On Farmville.

Yeah, the same Farmville as that dumb game on Facebook your mom wouldn't stop sending you invites for. No, mom, I won't help feed your cows. No, Gaga, I don't want to listen to your Farmville single. That right there is the most irrelevant thing we've ever heard.

Will 2013 be a new year of relevancy for Gaga? Or have we all just kinda stopped caring?

Lady Gaga's Born This Way Ball Tour. Friday, March 15. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Pkwy., Sunrise. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets cost $49 to $175 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Call 954-835-8000 or visit thebbtcenter.com .

Lady Gaga's Born This Way Ball Tour. Saturday, March 16. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets cost $52.50 to $178 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Call 786-777-1000 or visit aaarena.com.

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31 comments
banditpenguin
banditpenguin

it's been out for a week. tear her apart all you want. The song you like, DWUW is about that very topic. Harassing the artist gets you nowhere.

I'll take this to my grave: ARTPOP is an amazing album.

You're the only ones missing out!

Enjoyyyy

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

Mark your calendar for 8/19 (single) and 11/11 (album). I hope you're familiar with swallowing the bs you spew out. Also, be sure to tune into the VMAs on 8/25. She's going to give a performance so mind boggling it could resurrect Michael Jackson. 

its ARTPOP*** by the way

ctrlaltcap
ctrlaltcap

I was reading it up till the point you called her fat,  I bet you are really in shape.

Alex Anico
Alex Anico

I love how you say she doesn't matter anymore yet you do a story about her thus making the public think about her which in turn makes her matter...

Jay Thomas
Jay Thomas

Pff this article is redic. Most musicians take at least a year between albums. She'll release ArtPop and dazzle us all over again.

Arlene Delice
Arlene Delice

No can replace Madonna , everyone has their time and some ppl are just entertainers others are ARTIST there is a BIG difference

jgcamp99
jgcamp99

This generations Madonna, but now that seems to be in jeopardy (not the game show) at this point. She can coast, she's performed for Presidents and didn't lip sync.

StolenTimes
StolenTimes

Do you all really have nothing better to do than steal articles from Spin now?

D.f. Basora
D.f. Basora

Surprised it took people this long to notice

Firip Onitsuka
Firip Onitsuka

Anddddddddddddddddddd it's* gone ... ... *your gay readership

Grant Stern
Grant Stern

even justin bieber has more followers than her...

Ronn Royce
Ronn Royce

Lady Ka-Ka! He never mattered to begin with!

ancoraimparo1
ancoraimparo1

Lol, ok. The Guinness Book of World Records (2013) dubbed her the most famous celebrity on the planet.

Samm
Samm

So I guess we now know how that VMA thing turned out, huh? Someone got a lot of publicity out of the VMAs, but it sure wasn't Gaga - no one cared about Gaga getting her bum out because Miley Cyrus was already getting hers out, LOL

blogigerent
blogigerent

@Arlene Arlenism Delice and Madonna is the artist in this explanation? lol ok sweetie pie. ok.

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

 being that applause is her third most successful single, and ARTPOP has more pre orders than any album in history, I'd say the VMA's went quite well.

As for Miley,people have got to stop talking smack and enjoy music for the music. Something scandalous happens at the vmas almost every year; not sure why her performance was so shocking. 

banditpenguin
banditpenguin

It's been out for one week. That's ironic; Do What U want is about not harassing the artist, bc it gets you nowhere.

You not liking ARTPOP is only hurting you. It's a shame really bc it's an amazing album.

bigholed
bigholed

@banditpenguin well your only rebuttal now could be " at least she's getting a #1 album....." but with a -700,000 + sales drop from BTW....how great can that be....you seem to be eating your words and this article seems to be more and more correct as time passes. hopefully her next disc isn't as terrible. DWUW & X dreams are great though.

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