Top Ten Completely Insane Moments From Ten Years of International Noise Conference

2. Justice Yeldham (2008)
Lucas Abela traveled from Australia to maim his face with an amplified pane of glass in front of a live audience. And it was fucking awesome.



1. Laundry Room Squelchers
When Rat's signature ensemble - usually a cadre of amp-wielding wenches with axes to grind and a lust for blood - steps up to bat, you know the ball is going straight out of the park. And somewhere along the way you'll end up crowdsurfing onstage, rolling around on the incalculably grimy Churchill's floor, or engaged in some kind of moshing with a twisted mime.

Here's to ten more completely insane years!

International Noise Conference 2013. Presented by Rat Bastard. Wednesday, February 6, through Saturday, February 9. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Visit squelchers.com.

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