Seven New Year's Resolutions for the Miami Nightlife Scene

Quit Taking Show Videos in Portrait Mode
Yes, everyone is stoked you caught that drop. It was a great moment. But you're ruining it with your uncomfortable orientation. And we can't help feeling we're missing out on something really incredible to either side. It's obvious shows should be recorded in landscape, and in 2013, there's no excuse.



Stop Posing
Ladies and gentleman, please stop hounding the photographer at the club to take your picture. Party photos shouldn't be demanded, they should be earned. You should be too busy dancing and having fun to make a posed, lifeless smilie face. Besides, it's more interesting to capture you getting down and letting loose than standing around looking pretty.