Artopia 2013: How to Party With Palo!, Roofless Records, and Miss Elaine Lancaster
This guy is the Miami Dolphins' official DJ. So if you want to piss him off, drunkenly bump into his booth while obnoxiously requesting a stereotypical sports jam like Zombie Nation's "Kernkraft 400," Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part 2," or, worst of all, Jimmy Buffett's effing "Fins."
Your family photo album is basically complete. Except for the fact that Miami's most famous drag queen is seriously underrepresented. Conveniently, New Times has invited the divine Miss Elaine Lancaster, a star of The Real Housewives of Miami and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Musical, to Artopia, where she'll grant snapshots to all of her flabbergasted fans.
|Photo by Sergio Canay|
Ground Zero Crew
Ever try poppin' off break-dancing moves with a gut full of foie gras and rum shots? Don't do it. Please stand back and watch the Ground Zero Crew kids. They're the professionals. And you're just inebriated.
Artopia. With Palo!, Roofless Records, Larry Jo Miller Band, DJ Supersede, Elaine Lancaster, and the Ground Zero Crew. Thursday, February 28. Coral Gables Museum, 285 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. The event runs from 7 to 10 p.m. and tickets cost $15 to $45 via ticketfly.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-460-5090 or visit coralgablesmuseum.org.
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