Destructo, Drinks, and Dirty Grooves Killed It at His & Hers at the Garret
This weekend, EDM mastermind, composer, and connoisseur Destructo hit the loft for its second installment of their new night. Naturally, the intimate space degraded into a sweaty, alcohol-fueled vibe factory by the end of the night, but that's pretty much what everyone was hoping would happen.
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If you beat the crowd to the party, you were rewarded with free drinks from 11 p.m. to midnight. We don't really understand why anyone would turn down free alcohol, so we got there pretty early.
The vibe started off chill and escalated from start to finish. The crowd included funky young professionals and danceheads ready to get loose. You know you're in for a party when a dude in a chicken suit shows up. It's an even better party when the chicken has a cape.
The free drinks ran out just in time for the real crowd swell, which meant the bathroom line was going to be a hell on Earth for the rest of the night. Drunk people forming lines is where morals are tested, and the weak go to damned-near piss themselves.