Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
International Noise Conference 2013. Featuring more bands than we can name or count. Wednesday, February 6, through Sunday, February 9, at Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Visit squelchers.com. Rat Bastard's at it again. Like, for the tenth year in a row! Damn, that's a lot of noise. And to celebrate, it's about to get even noisier. Bring your ear plugs. Or don't be a bitch.
Rell the Soundbender. 10 p.m., Friday, February 8, at EVE, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Tickets cost $10 to $17. Ages 18 and up. Call 305-995-5050 or visit miamieve.com. Take your thirsty ho and feed her some grimey beats. This Panamanian is bringing serious heat to the Eve stage. Just be cautious. 'Cause this show is a trap.
Chrome Sparks. 10 p.m., Saturday, February 9, at Bardot, 3456 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via showclix.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-576-5570 visit bardotmiami.com. In the mood for something groovy with a lil' soul? Chrome Sparks is the man for you. He's bringing a chill yet rhythmically satisfying brand of electro-weed-funk to the carpet. You're invited to get trippy and dance with him.
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