F#$% Valentine's Day! Top Ten Anti-Love Songs



Kanye West's "Addiction"
The pre-requisite to love is sex, and sometimes one person gets emotionally involved, but the other person hits home base then just goes home. This song is an ode to those fleeting feelings, spurred on by drugs and money and all the "good" things in life. West doesn't really like this girl, he just wants to give her coke so he can take pictures of her naked and maybe convince her to have a threesome with her best friend.



Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper"
This love song is special, because it's all about suicide. When you really want to be with someone forever, you have to kill yourselves in a romantic suicide pack, just like Romeo and Juliet. If you do it correctly, you'll stay young forever and still get laid in the afterlife. Of course, you're banking on the fact that there is an after-life. Good luck.

See also: Forever Alone Mixtape: Eight Songs for Singles On Valentine's Day
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Cary Garcia
Cary Garcia

I'M SINGLE, BUT STILL LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY, WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BE WITH SOMEONE IN ORDER TO LOVE, BE LOVED OR FEEL LOVED? MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS GIVE ME PLENTY OF IT, AS FAR AS THAT "SPECIAL SOMEONE", THERE WILL STILL BE PLENTY OF LOVE TO GIVE FROM THIS SPECIAL LADY!!

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