F#$% Valentine's Day! Top Ten Anti-Love Songs



Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
This is the total anti-love song anthem, so of course it makes our list. Love almost never lasts, especially today, and when love goes sour, this is the song you put on repeat and cry alone to in your room. The routine just bites too hard, and emotions don't grow after a while. All the little things that make your lover unique just become annoying. There's nothing you can do about it, so you might as well cheat on your wife when you're on the road. It worked for Ian, right?



G.O.A.T. and your M.O.M.'s "Quack Like a Duck"
These rednecks know what the fuck is. Every guy just wants you to quack like a duck when you suck an fart on his balls when you fuck. Jesus, we can hardly watch this, but it's also one of the funniest things we've ever seen. It's like Primus got even weirder. Three cheers for romance.

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Cary Garcia
Cary Garcia

I'M SINGLE, BUT STILL LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY, WHO SAID YOU HAD TO BE WITH SOMEONE IN ORDER TO LOVE, BE LOVED OR FEEL LOVED? MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS GIVE ME PLENTY OF IT, AS FAR AS THAT "SPECIAL SOMEONE", THERE WILL STILL BE PLENTY OF LOVE TO GIVE FROM THIS SPECIAL LADY!!

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