Ten Reasons the Grammys Actually Didn't Suck
"I'd Like to Thank the Swap Meet for His Hat."
Those are the only words Jay-Z spoke in the entire Grammys. (Well, besides his rap for J. T., but speaking and rapping aren't the same.) When he won for "No Church in the Wild," he just gave the floor to Ocean and fellow collaborator The-Dream. And then he grabbed the mike to shout-out flea markets for providing The-Dream with his next-level head gear. Best quote of the night, easy. That's why he's the man on top (of Beyonce).
C'mon, now ... You know we're not classy. And you know what really stole the show. The whole time, our Twitter and Facebook feeds were all "Zomg, Katy Perry's titties," and with good reason. They were basically perfect. Ellen DeGeneres agrees, and so do we. She was the real winner last night (coughJohnMayercough). Take that Grammy memo and shove it in your cleavage.
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